| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
And you had a bra thrown at you
And a stuffed animal turtle
And I don’t even know what they threw at you here
And what looks like a naked Harry doll thrown at you
And what I think is a koala thrown at your penis
And finally some balls thrown at your face
(via lightingyourworld)